THERESA MAYBE: THE ART OF ANSWERING A DIFFERENT QUESTION

I can't stand it. Theresa Maybe's everywhere, feigning concern at a mental health crisis, talking about how it needs addressing etc.

Which would be fine, were it not for the fact that Britain under the Tories is what's causing so much of it. And that she's using it to distract from the other NHS crisis... that pesky little inconvenience everyone's calling her to account for? Hows about answering the questions you're actually being asked, Mrs May?

"So Mrs May, what do you think we need to do about the growing healthcare crisis?"

"Brexit means Brexit."

"Erm... ok. What do you think about Donald Trump's comments concerning women?"

"The special relationship is important. I like French fries."

"Yes Mrs May, but they're French."

"Jeremy Corbyn is a disgrace."

"Pardon? We were talking about Trump?"

"I also like jam."

"Good to know."

"That is my manifesto."