Wednesday, 25 January 2017

GOD DAMN YOU DOMINO'S

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"Hello, Domino's Pizza." "Hi there. I live in Lingfield, where the only food delivery we have is a guy selling chi...
Monday, 9 January 2017

THERESA MAYBE: THE ART OF ANSWERING A DIFFERENT QUESTION

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I can't stand it. Theresa Maybe's everywhere, feigning concern at a mental health crisis, talking about how it needs addressing...
Saturday, 7 January 2017

"THOUGH I DISAGREE WITH WHAT YOU SAY, I DEFEND TO THE DEATH YOUR RIGHT TO SAY IT".

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Some of the Left-wing political groups I frequent on social media are becoming quite toxic places nowadays. Jim Davidson, an admittedl...
Wednesday, 14 December 2016

SOME THOUGHTS ON SYRIA: DECIPHERING WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON

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(All opinions my own.) Don't be fooled. Our UK headlines are currently deluged with stories concerning the break of the siege in...
Friday, 9 December 2016

YES I KNOW I APPOINTED BORIS TO SPEAK FOR US, BUT HE BLOODY DOESN'T... ALRIGHT???

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"He said whaaaaaaat???" Screeched Theresa May, clawing the face of a passing intern, simultaneously kicking him in the ...
Tuesday, 2 August 2016

TRUMP VS CLINTON - THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS?

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I'm gonna air a question that is incredibly difficult, and risky, to discuss - but I think someone should. (Please don't ju...
Monday, 1 August 2016

NATION THAT RULED WAVES, CONFOUNDED BY SHIPS ON WATER

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A nation of people that once prided themselves as "rulers of the waves" now sit scratching their heads - utterly confused by th...